A bird pooped on the windshield.

The European Union pooped on our democracy and freedom, while our Blind Men don't know how to flush.

I had three days of life support, and everybody was expecting, due to just the massive amount of what they had had to do that I wasn't going to make it, so it was three days of everybody was either waiting for me to die or poop, and (Laughter) when I finally pooped, then that somehow, surgically speaking, that's like you crossed some good line, and, um (Laughter) on that day, the surgeon came in and whipped the sheet off of me.